Cat's Attempt

When Cat announced
He was an Atheist,
They wouldn't let him.

When Cat said
'I'm right because
Me and Darwin would be pals'

They didn't argue.
They asked him why
He would try to hurt his mother.

When Cat protested,
Asked for evidence
And welcomed a debate

They pointed to his
Kitten cousins and said
He was selfish.

When Cat hollered 'I'm right
Because I don't believe
In the Flying Spaghetti Monster'

They told him once
He'd had a taste of life
He would embrace the mystery of religion.