Now, I'm just trying to be helpful

to all of you rich benefactors who live to shower me with expensive gifts (I mean you, Ros). Yes, it is with you in mind that I present:

A Comprehensive Christmas Wish List, Complete With Easy-to-use Links

- Oscillate shirt by Thimble and Acorn, in this, this, or this colour combination
- TOMS, TOMS? TOMS?
- The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
- wool socks
- a sea urchin
- leg warmers. like these or these or these
- a herringbone book
- boggle
- an elfin shirt
- some algal bloom or some undergrowth
- a crazy carpet
- chocolate
- house boots boots?
- a necklace
- a lady
- some paper
- a melancholy bear
- bicycles
- coziness and gorgeousity
- for cream
- little moons
- some of the Dove's work

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